1. What would you do if you discovered a rich uncle had died and left you $40,000?
A. Invest in the stock market because it will, no doubt, continue to rise forever.
B. Pre-pay your child's college fund in the vague hope that they'll snap out of it and get with the program.
C. Pay all your bills and put a down payment on one of today's affordable houses.
D. Take delivery of a new DeRanger 205 bass boat with 300 stampeding ponies behind you.

2. For a vacation, which of these choices would you prefer?
A. A romantic Caribbean cruise on a Love Boat that has drinks for less than $8 and music that's updated every 20 years.
B. A leaf-peeping getaway to a bed and breakfast in New England, where they serve scones, whatever those are.
C. A skiing holiday in Aspen so you can hang around with the beautiful people - just like you.
D. Camping out on a shell island in the Everglades during snook/ mosquito/no-see-um season.

3. What would you rather watch on TV?
A. Terms of Endearment, because you always have a good cry at the end.
B. March of the Penguins, because they're as cute as a bug's ear.
C. Fox News and CNN, surfing to see which has the best coverage of the Senate hearings.
D. A Bill Dance Show blooper marathon, because no matter how many times you see him fall into the water, it never gets old.

4. What makes you really angry?
A. Thoughtless, rude, selfish people who don't treat you with the proper respect and deference you deserve.
B. Someone who cuts you off on the highway and doesn't give you the obligatory "apology wave."
C. A waiter who either completely ignores you or wants to be your new best friend.
D. Jet skis that come too close, fish that are a 1/4-inch too small, bad weather on weekends, and the skyrocketing cost of plastic worms.

5. What would you do if you couldn't go fishing anymore?
A. Learn to speak French so you'll be accepted by the locals when you visit Paris.
B. Take up tennis, because you look good in those cute little outfits.
C. Take up golf, because you look good in plaid pants and like to inflict pain upon yourself.
D. Pull the sheets over your head, curl up in the fetal position, and moan incessantly.

6. What would you do to make the world a better place?
A. Open a Kroger grocery store in every village in the world so no one would ever go hungry.
B. Abolish the Republican and/or Democratic Party.
C. End all strife on earth by establishing a gathering of nations to air grievances and stop tyranny ... oops, already been tried.
D. A boat in every driveway, three-day workweeks, and no more exorbitant license fees and stupid rules.

7. What would your dream job be?
A. A college professor shaping the brilliant and open minds of today's youth.
B. An entrepreneur like Donald Trump, but with 50 percent less ego and 50 percent more hair.
C. A politician, so you can hon-estly represent the people, like the ones currently in office.
D. A fishing guide who's independently wealthy enough to tell people you don't like to get the hell off your boat.

The good news is that if you answered mostly "D" to these questions, eFishingHarmony has located your perfect mate - someone to grow old with who will share your interests and desires ... unfortunately, it's your best friend, Bubba.