A lot of famous people never owned a boat, and many who own or owned one did a bad job naming it, so we’re here to help. If these famous folks purchased a boat and asked for our help naming it, here’s what we would have told them.
• Pete Townsend: Hull Lotta Noise
• Meryl Streep: Drama Queen
• King Midas: I Gold You So
• Elon Musk: Guilty as Charged
• Gen. Douglas MacArthur: I’ll Be Aft